Day Number One, Bouckville, pouring rain.
Mr. VJIMT: I bought something weird.
Me: What is it?
Mr. VJIMT: It's big. And blue. And metal.
Mr. VJIMT: No… but it's weird.
Me: How weird? Weird how?
Mr. VJIMT: I don't know if anyone else would have bought it.
Um, I would have!
Especially since the seller offered it to him at half-price!